The 15th of June.
A thick layer of smog surrounds the city.
Swine Flu Status: I’m starting to give up on ever getting swine flu. EXCEPT FOR WHEN I COUGHED UP A LUNG, HELLZ YEAH!
Cool Shit I learnt at the house: Skank ribs are delicious. Just because it’s a shady butcher, doesn’t mean they don’t know their shit.
Daily Rhyme: Baha, can you dig it like a spigot, my guess is: yes you can like, can I kick it? Wicked. Lick a shot, If you happy and you know it as you clap your hands to the thick snot of a poet flow it. That’s not actually my rhyme, it’s MF Doom in a Gorillaz song but it’s totally rad and I forgot mine. It was probably as good though so don’t worry, I’m sure he won’t mind.
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The 14th of June.
A thick layer of smog surrounds the city.
Swine Flu Status: I felt completely healthy today. Except… at night my throat felt funny, with a slight taste of blood. But this was nothing. I think I’m turning into a hopeful hypochondriac.
Cool Shit I learnt on the Playstation: Chad sucks at putting. Thankyou, Tiger Woods.
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The 13th of June, and the 13th of June.
A thick layer of smog surrounds the city.
Swine Flu Status: Promising cough on the plane, possible infected sitting nearby. Watch this space.
Cool Shit I learnt on the Discovery Channel: No human can survive in the CORE of JUPITER. WHAT?! Really?! Also, woman on ‘Toughest Women’s Jails’: ‘It’s like I’m in a big cage.’ NO!
Daily Rhyme: I’m watching Deal or No Deal, some guy let out a big squeal, Chad and Hailey can’t help, the dog just let out a yelp. Sorry guys, that was pretty lame. I shall ‘premeditate’ the next one.
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Nothing particularly exciting, just some FUN press-release ripped news. The very top tier of journalistic endeavour.
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Wow,
Sword of the Valiant (1984) 0.1/5
I only saw the last twenty minutes or so, but I don’t want to see any more. Sean Connery is the big name in this film. You think they butcher stories now? You should see this. I wanted to wrench my elbows off.
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